If You Went to #OccupyWallStreet, Someone Might Be Looking to Bone You on Craigslist

There are so many protests and demonstrations going on in #OccupyWallStreet that it's hard to keep track of who's standing for what and what or who is bending for who. One thing for certain though: with a lot of heated, young-ish rallyers jumbled together, there seems to have been a ton of missed connections. Catch up on Craigslist to see if you were one of them.

Were you the guy who purposely rubbed your package against another guy? Well, the guy you rubbed wants to settle that in the bedroom. And hell, even if you weren't that guy, you could pretend to be him. How about that "crushingly attractive" girl wearing black leggings and a red handkerchief? You too can get some casual sex from the guy with confiscated shoelaces. A STD-free "big girl"? Make the lover with a man in a trench coat and a fedora. It goes on and on and on.


I don't know, I find something devilishly hilarious about using a protest as foreplay for casual sex. I know emotions are heightened, people are together and a revolution can be a beautiful thing but really? Is #OccupyWallStreet the new hookup spot for twentysomethin' singles? Demand money out of politics while getting to slip the bone on the side? I'd really love to hear a story about this sorta missed connection working. Maybe I'll reply to one of them! Maybe you should too! Check out the full list of crazy missed connections at the Observer. [Gawker, New York Observer via BuzzFeed]


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