The Onion joked about people getting phones with shattered screens but, if my screen breaks, I will set this background and keep using it until I bleed to death through my fingers. So cool. [Imgur via Reddit]
https://gizmodo.com/the-onion-apples-new-college-girl-friendly-iphone-come-5969840
p.s. In case you just woke up from a 2,000-year hibernation, the background image is a reference to Futurama:
Update: Here’s the background:
