The Hydrophobia Flash 70-200 appears to be such a powerful dSLR rain jacket that, not only will it repel rain, but it may even extort the clouds so they don't dare spill a drop in the first place.
Accommodating dSLRs with both hot shoe flash rigs and lenses up to 70-200mm, the $145 Hydrophobia Flash 70-200 is sheer evil, housing a heart as dark as the Earth's deepest cave while providing two arm holes to beckon you inside. Once there, clear LCD and flash windows taunt you with the world outside. But you are trapped. Dry, sure, but trapped all the same. [think tank photo via Gadget Lab via OhGizmo!]