Internet's Cutest Dog Endorses World's Dumbest Headphones

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Boo the Dog, for whom a large portion of the web has a zeal that borders on sexual, just became the latest shill in the Beats by Dre money machine. Reminder: this animal makes more money than you do.


There's no word as to whether you'll be able to buy tiny dog-sized headphones like the ones Boo is modeling, and if so, if they will be as overpriced and lame as the human equivalent. But we do know what songs Boo listens to on these cans, as shared on Facebook:

morning alarm: abc ... jackson 5
afternoon stroll: good day sunshine ... the beatles
naptime: dream ... priscilla ahn
serenade for buddy: the way i am ... ingrid michaelson
serenade for human: "c" is for cookie ... cookie monster


RIP Boo. [Boo the Dog's Facebook Internet Page]

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You commenters are terrible people.

Out of all the "philes" out there, audiophiles are the worst, most condescending, high-brow technology addicts. And you're all such hypocrites too. You whine about fidelity, but listen to digital music? The only way to get lossless is on a turntable, so ditch your 'high-end' speakers/headphones and go buy one if you're so "over it."

You cry about people using reasonably-priced headphones because they sound bad. People don't buy Beats, Bose or EarPods for sound, they buy it for price. We get it: YOU DON'T THINK THEY SOUND GOOD. The rest of us don't really give a shit. They're GOOD ENOUGH. Get it through your thick skulls. Most of you couldn't tell the difference between a .WAV and an MP3 if you were given a side-by-side anyway.