I really couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this music video, recommended by tipster Scott Barrett. It's so cheesy and over-the-top that it pretty much exists in a pocket universe of its own. Bad pop! Bad hair! Fighting dragons! Latex-clad ladies with swords! Seriously, keep watching even though your eyes are screaming in pain. It will be worth it. [via Dailymotion]
What the... Look, I'm just seriously confused. Was that from a movie or something? Was there a plot I was supposed to follow? Was it from the 80's? Or was it German? And what was up with the guy in the metal mask? Look, all I want is some answers. Please. Someone, anyone. Make them up if you have to, but please just give me some answers!