It's Not Official Until It's Facebook Official

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You can show me all the legal documentation you want. You can line up notary publics out the door. But unless I see it in a news feed item or a profile update, it's invalid.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to update my status to make it quite clear that I'm pre-qualified for extremely generous mortgage terms. [The Doghouse Diaries]