Six Japanese government drones in the Agriculture Ministry were given a verbal wag of the finger for dumping hours of worktime into editing Wikipedia, with one guy racking up over 260 contributions to Gundam-related entries. Speaking for the ministry on the matter, an official commented that "the Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam." (No joke.) Yeah, that would be the Ministry of Giant Robots. (Joke. Maybe.) [Yahoo!/AP, Flickr]
I would like to apply to Japan's Ministry of Giving Ridiculous Press Statements.
My English is top notch, and I'm acquiring a decent understanding of Engrish due to frequenting the funny pages on the 'net.
If no position is available, I'm also on good terms with Giant Fucking Robots and Helping The Japanese Entertainment Industry Meet Customer Demands (As In Backwards Compatibility To PS2 Games).