Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

Justify Your Gadget: Optimus Maximus Keyboard


Kotaku readers will already recognize our Justify series, but we give people 15 seconds to pitch us their product or answer a question. If they make it, great. If they miss it...you don't want to know.

For our inaugural Justify Your Gadget, we talked to Art.Lebedev's very own Art Lebedev. So can he justify all the Optimus Maximus Keyboard's delays? And can he do it in 15 seconds?

Advertisement

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

bowler-hat-old
Bowler Hat

@strider_mt2k: Taiwan. The line in the movie (Armageddon, uttered Peter Stormare) was Taiwan. Taiwan! TAIWAN! I WILL CASTRATE THE NEXT FOOL WHO GETS THIS WRONG. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, IN SPITE OF WHAT THE COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT SAYS. YOU SEE, TAIWAN, UNLIKE CHINA, IS A NATION WHERE WOMEN DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR BABIES BEING ABORTED BY THE POLICE, WHERE FAMILIES DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING EVICTED FROM THEIR HOMES TO MAKE ROOM FOR SOME MODERN-DAY OLIGARCH'S MANSION, WHERE BUSINESSMEN DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PAYING CRIPPLINGLY LARGE BRIBES TO DO ANYTHING, WHERE LIVES ARE NOT RUINED BY GOVERNMENT INCOMPETENCE AND OPPRESSION. TAIWAN IS A REAL COUNTRY, UNLIKE CHINA, WHICH IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SORRY CARICATURE OF THE MIGHTY, PROUD EMPIRE IT ONCE WAS.

TAIWAN, MOTHERFUCKER, TAIWAN! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

That Optimus Maximus looks pretty cool