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Kentucky is about to host the world's first Ninja Throwing Star Range

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"Ninjas" and "Kentucky" are two nouns that very rarely manage to show up in the same sentence. But all that's about to change when the first indoor throwing star range opens in the Bluegrass State this coming spring.

According to the delightful official website, the Ninjas Throwing Star Range will feature 500 types of shuriken to toss at targets, a blowgun range, and even a sake bar for those 21 and older. It's actually going to open in my hometown of Lexington, and this is blowing my fucking mind. Lexington was completely lame when I was growing up, and the fact that it's about to have a place where you can legally practice ninja skills both makes me incredibly proud and intensely bitter that the coolest place I had growing up was the mall that contained two videogame stores.


[Via RocketNews24]