You could get a USB Greenhouse to give some life to your computer, or you could go the cheaper, grosser route of just growing some plants in your keyboard. This thing looks like it's still being used to me, and while it's neat looking, the idea of having plants growing around my fingers while I type seems less than appealing. Hit the jump for another couple of shots of this neat freak's nightmare.
no need to water! Gets all the moisture it needs from your spit, drool, & semen. Need fertilizer? This revolutionary keyboard picks up the crumbs that fall from your face and fingers as you eat\jerk it to pr0n and converts it into usable plant power! You'll love it so much that you won't even care about organization of any kind in your office! Just ask this guy!