The gang at Instructables has released a new episode detailing their adventures building kite-powered, butt-riding, ice-skating contraptions. If you've got a whole lot of ice, some wind, and some free time they'll show you just how to build a speeding death machine of your own. But don't take my word for it — check the video above for the hot, hot man on ice action. I want one.

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