This, my friends, is National’s Ferie facial shaver for ladies, available on Amazon Japan for around $30 bucks. It’s got two interchangeable blades, one for trimming your eyebrows, the other for “downy hair” (as opposed to “uppy hair,” I guess.) I don’t see anything wrong with a quick pluck, so this is not one for me &mdash although I can think of some alternative uses for it:
1. Tagging TFSU on Jesus’s chest while he sleeps.
2. Getting mediaeval on jumper fluff.
3. Trimming my bonsai lawn.
4. Intern Benny!
5. Creating a hair-don’t for the dog.
6 @%*& &mdash no, that’s just rude. [Impress through Google Translate]
