Unless you’ve been under a rock and off the internet for the last few months—in which case, congratulations—you’ll probably know that a) Grand Theft Auto VI is due out next month and b) someone inside its developer, Rockstar Games, seems to be leaking details of the game. A series of leaked gameplay videos have appeared on the internet courtesy of someone calling themselves “Cyberleek,” and this morning another such video appeared. It’s the most extensive video so far, featuring 25 minutes of gameplay footage.
Amongst other things, that footage includes cutscenes, gameplay, and co-protagonist Jason running around butt naked. (Lucia appears at the end of the video, topless but preserving her modesty with the thongiest of thongs.)
Both X accounts and the website previously used by the leaker have now been suspended, but the video has nevertheless spread like something particularly oleaginous and unpleasant through the sewers of the internet. It can still be found with a cursory search, although Rockstar—which must be sick to death of this shit—is taking it down with extreme prejudice.
At least one other account that claims to be Cyberleek remains active at the time of writing, but of course, without knowing the leaker’s actual identity, it’s impossible to tell which accounts (if any) are genuinely theirs and which are imitators. That account repeats the leaker’s claims that their actions are a protest against the demise of physical media, extraneous comma and all—the cover image reads “We do not own the games, if they do not give us physical editions.” In the manner of all selfless idealists throughout history, it also invites supporters to, um, buy his memecoin on pump.fun.
The video itself outlines Cyberleek’s philosophy, via a title card at the very end. It’s… well, I don’t know, just read it yourself.
Everything happens so much! I’m just looking forward to seeing someone with “However much arrives, I do the possible with it” tattooed across their chest.
In summary: this’ll all be forgotten the minute the game is released, but in the meantime, the actual Cyberleek(s) are enjoying their moment in the sun, and cashing out on the largesse of X users. If you want to see the footage, knock yourself out while you still can.
