Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dolls
I’m not sure what compels amateur Geppettos to construct infantilized incarnations of say, Lord Voldemort, but hey, the world is a weird place. Right now, somebody is eagerly filling their entire Netflix queue with every episode of Home Improvement. It’s happening, trust me. https://gizmodo.com/baby-voldemort-toy-is-the-most-horrifying-thing-to-come-5822229 Similarly unfathomable instincts have spurred eBay dollmaker eyelovelucy to turn the…