Hellz Yeah I Use My Dog as a Cellphone
Beep boop boop boop boop boop boop boop beep. Hello? Yes, this is Mark Wilson…calling from my phone. My dog phone. Yeah, some fireman Gray Powell’d it after an earthquake or something, but when I saw the little pooch, licking a dismembered arm sticking out from the gravel, I thought, that little puppy could use…
