Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers

Why buy a stupid Elmo when you can permanently disturb that young mind with a cute knitted plush rabbit killed with a giant carrot? Or a beautiful tiger eating some human remains? I love these.

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Hulkman 20,000mAh Jump Starter

$80 at Amazon

Sadly, or maybe happily for the sake of my niece, these perfect Xmas presents are not for sale. [Slightly Warped]