Macabre Plush Toys Are Perfect Xmas Gift for Future Psychokillers

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Why buy a stupid Elmo when you can permanently disturb that young mind with a cute knitted plush rabbit killed with a giant carrot? Or a beautiful tiger eating some human remains? I love these.

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Sadly, or maybe happily for the sake of my niece, these perfect Xmas presents are not for sale. [Slightly Warped]

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ChrisSlagel
Christopher Glenn

These would look great on my couch... Although I don't know how womanizing would go with these sitting around... I'm guessing not too well...