This week at Uncrate: We check out Dior's icy Chiffre Rouge A02 watch, step back into 1988 with the Nike Air Stab, and give our shirts the pirate treatment with some Skull cuff links. We put the new Snow Patrol CD on repeat and get ready for the special edition Napoleon Dynamite DVD and New Super Mario Bros. game. Plus, we place our orders for some premium filets and rib-eyes, laugh our way through Apathy and Other Small Victories, and splash on some Lacoste Essential. Finally, we begin lusting after the $12K Armedchair and get ready for next season ass-whoopings with the Motorola X205 NFL headset.