Merry Christmas! Wanna see how it all would have gone down in today's modern world? Well Joseph H. Christ and Mary H. Christ have taken to Twitter to recount the birth of Jesus. It's blasphemous and hilarious. Enjoy!
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As a survivor of Catholic School, Jesus was not born on Christmas. It is accepted that he was born in the spring, as the Immaculate Conception happened just this month. So unless Jesus was an alien, he was not born in under a month.