Man's greatest triumphs are often his smallest. You may not live to defeat those purple dudes and kinda tannish green dudes that Master Chief pwnd through his Halo franchise, but you can absolutely dominate temperatures ranging down to 47-degrees Fahrenheit.

The Master Chief hoodie is Ecko's latest geeksploitation jacket. It's $88 and vaguely resembles Spartan power armor, in a nylon and stickers kind of way. But if you aren't diving through the vacuum of space through a planet's atmosphere to land without a parachute or whatever, then this hoodie will serve you just fine. All Master Chief ever wanted, really, was to feel the warm embrace of semi-permeable textiles. [Ecko via technabob via DVICE]