Apparently Mike Tyson (pictured at right during one of his title matches) was spotted riding a Segway in Miami Beach. When a crowd of people began surrounding him (you know how people are about celebrities), he started denying that he was really the famous boxer and was merely someone who bore a resemblance to him. Segway’s response when asked asked the about incident is priceless: “Some people have questioned the safety of our product, but at least it doesn’t bite back.”