You mentioned the emotional honestly and wanting to locate in your storieshow did that calculus work for you working on corporate-owned stuff like World’s Funnest?

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Dorkin: A lot of people thought that was just me doing parodies. If you read World’s Funnest, it’s not a serious book. I’m not saying this is man’s inhumanity to comics. In a very basic, superficial way, I love Bat-Mite. I read a Bat-Mite comic when I was 10 years old, it was the only DC comic I liked. I was sick and a friend lent me a comic, it was Bat-Mite vs. Mxyzptlk, and I thought it was adorable and fun and cute and I thought Bat-Mite was hilarious. You know, you’re 10.

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Years later, I got thrown out at DC once by Robert Greenberger when I was talking about Bat-Mite. I was trying to get work up there, and he just kind of semi-seriously threw me out, but I was thrown out. And he went on a semi-serious rant about how Bat-Mite will never be in a DC comic again, and that always struck me as just such a big problem that DC has always had since Marvel overcame their sales. DC seems embarrassed by what they do and always had to qualify it. Because they have these Greek gods—this pantheon of Greek god characters who are incredibly one-dimensional. They’re always smiling and one’s fast, and one thinks good, and one does everything, and one’s a woman who does everything. You know what I mean? There’s a Martian who does almost everything. The guy who swims and talks to the fish. He shoots arrows good, whatever. And then they all have a friend, and they all have an imp. And they have a horse or a car named after them.

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There was no emotional honesty in DC Comics until Marvel came around and forced them to react to that. Once you have artists and writers flipping back and forth all the time, you get me reading George Perez over at DC, and that started to become a benefit. But then all these professional fans started to spin out to Marvel and Marvelize DC. Which is great in some ways, but, Green Lantern—the guy with the ring who if you hit him with a yellow thing, he’ll fall—started with something where [the previous Green Lantern was] a guy who gets hit with wood and falls down. If you hit him with wood, there goes Green Lantern. That’s fucking ridiculous.

And they’ve never known how to get away from that, you know? Marvel has always been more angst than DC, because Marvel started with these losers. Right off the bat, their first four characters are fuck-ups. You know? They fucked up. And then their next character is a total fuck-up who can’t cash a check and lets his uncle die and doesn’t know how to sell all the amazing technology he comes up with in one night while he sews the costume. They don’t explain all this shit, but DC has so much more to atone for. How to explain the two worlds, they fucked that up back in the day—so DC’s always been more embarrassed about this shit. And it’s always stayed with me. Like, I can’t believe a guy in a fucking place that’s publishing Superman is literally yelling at me about Bat-Mite.

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Do you think it was a bubble that he was operating in, a lack of self-awareness or…?

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Dorkin: The fact is this business is stupid and arbitrary. Because, of course Bat-Mite comes back 15,000 times, and of course they make an evil Bat-Mite and a druggie Bat-Mite, it’s all stuff they have to do to keep the copyrights going, so it’s easy to get upset about any iteration of these characters. You’re a maniac to get upset about a red pair of underwear not going on a guy, because they’ll change again. And so Bat-Mite was kind of a revenge comic. It was like a joke idea I had.

Basically, the book is about two things: my love for jerky comics, you know, comics should be fun—Captain Marvel is Captain Marvel, Superman’s a goof—and the tortured ways DC has changed these characters over the last however many years. I poked holes in some of the silly eras of DC Comics and I kind of said, I think things like modern DC are kind of awful. I tried to get a joke across with each era of how silly, goofy, interesting, cute I felt they were. You know, when Bat-Mite shows up in the normal world, no one knows who he is and they all look like criminals, because that was edgy bullshit in the ‘90s. And nobody seemed to get a lot of the jokes. They didn’t realize I was basically getting paid to say, “I like Captain Marvel comics, “I like Bat-Mite”.

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I don’t think Bat-Mite should just be a thing that gets thrown in a box somewhere. Everybody should have comics and all sorts of comics, not just “Everyone is Batman”“Everything is blood. And the fact that you can put as much blood and sex in these comics as you want, you are never going to escape a Bat-Hound. You’re never going to get rid of him. It’s always going to be there, and it’s always going to be more popular than what you’re doing in comics now, movies aside.

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I didn’t see the Bill & Ted movies but I knew what the characters meant to the fans, and they were an uncynical, unsarcastic, loving pair of characters. So, you find the root of the characters, and I find I really enjoyed writing them because they were some of the only non-cynical characters having adventures in comics in the ‘90s. So, I still haven’t seen the movie, but I enjoyed working on those charactersin fact, I’m working on a commission with them as we speak.

It’s interesting, because, that provides a segue to my next question, which is—did you ever see yourself making the kinds of comics that you’re doing now? Because to me, Blackwood and Beasts of Burden—especially Beasts of Burden—there’s like a core of really wholesome sincerity to it that I would never have thought the Evan Dorkin of the 1990s would make.

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Dorkin: Did you ever read The Mask series that I did in the ‘90s?

No, I didn’t.

Dorkin: To be honest, The Mask series is not a great piece of comic book literature. We did the best we could, but the Mask is a tough character and I won’t use that as an excuse. I found myself flailing to tell an eight-issue story. I wanted to tell a story. I’m a very story-conscious writer. As much I love the art in comics, to me, unless you’re doing it yourself, I don’t like to read a comic where it’s like, “We’re going to knock ‘em out with the art every three pages”—and that’s what’s going to carry it. You know? Using art as a special effect has its uses, but, I think it’s abused. I care about the story of the comic I’m drawing or writing, I care about story, I care about character, a lot.

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The Mask, if you read it, it’s uncynical. It’s about a lot of the things I’m interested and I love, but it’s about a father and a daughter. And it might not be incredibly effective or whatever, but if you read that you can see the inkling of Beasts. I actually like good guys more than bad guys, even though I love to draw bad guy characters. I’m a fan of them. But I’m not intrigued by gangsters. They are criminals that suck. I grew up [in someplace that was essentially] segregated. When I saw Goodfellas in Staten Island, it was a comedy for people in the audience.

It was kind of terrifying at what they laughed at and what they booed. It is a big thing now to have people who love Superman and Captain America but, for some reason, never paid attention to what they stood for. I understand why good doesn’t triumph. I’m a very cynical person. But, to enter comics where people are constantly... I just don’t understand DC and Marvel’s aesthetic over the last 10 years—“k.e.w.l.” cool and bloody, and edgy and like, nobody ever seems to actually accomplish anything or achieve anything or connect.

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And if they do, it’s all very superficial and it’s changed and nobody can really make anything concrete, because it’ll be mixed again either next issue or in six issues. So, once they start slaughtering characters left and right, I justreallyand I like violence, you know? I like fictional violence. Milk & Cheese are incredibly violent. A lot of my comics, like Vroom Socko, are very violent. But when it comes to superheroes, I’m a bit of a purist. I want the violence to be more like Hong Kong martial arts violence, you know? Good guys can lose and good guys can die, but this torturing of your characters to me is just pointless. You know, that’s for another genre.

All of DC’s comics in the last few decades seem like horror comics with heroes in them. You know, Judge Dredd and Marshall Law are hyperviolent but I like when you pull out the iconic ideas of these characters, like in Watchmen, or whatever. There’s always a guy like Batman, one who’s like Superman, one who’s like Wonder Woman, and they torture the crap out of them. And I’m like, I’m fine with that. We know what’s going on, here. We know that’s the Blue Beetle, the Question, and Peacemaker, or whatever.

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In general, these stories that go too far, after a while, it’s just diminishing returns. In wrestling with pornography, in horror movies, in horror comics, you always end up reaching this point of no return. So you have to do three women getting their heads cut off, or five guys stitched together into a centipede, or whatever the fuck. And when you save the Earth and everybody dies every three months in Marvel and DC Comics, where do you go from there? You can’t have bank robberies anymore. Everybody goes bigger all the time, and nobody cares about what’s going on with anybody other than the top five wrestlers. It’s a problem I just totally want to avoid. I’m going all over the place again. Don’t yell at me, Evan, don’t yell at me. Don’t yell at me. Don’t yell at me.

Last question: I don’t know if you have kids...

Dorkin: I have one daughter.

What is her relationship to comics? Do you try to steer it in any way?

Dorkin: No. No. Never tried to. But she grew up in a family where her parents worked on the Warner Bros. TV shows a bit, and we had statues from the company. So we had Superman, the first superhero she noticed. She really liked Supergirl. When she was little, we’d keep certain comics away from her, for sure. She never read Beasts of Burden. She saw the artwork as I was going over the lettering, and there was an incident; she’s blamed me for killing a cat ever since and she won’t read the series.

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How old is she?

Dorkin: She’s 13. She cosplays at conventions; my wife and her work on outfits. She really loves manga and anime and comics, and she’s read a lot of my comics multiple times. She’s read the first two Fantastic Four omnibuses that I have, and I haven’t even read all of those. She’s read them twice. She likes newspaper comics, she’s read all the Schultz stuff, all the Popeye... Cul de Sac, Prince Valiant, Barnaby. She and I go to the library every Wednesday, and I think we have 150 books out right now. We have two shelves of manga, and she loves Jack Kirby stuff. She’s read a lot of the archives and masterworks. She just reads everything. She’s not into horror comics. She hasn’t expressed interest in that.

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But she’s read and written comics. When we went to the Billy Ireland [Cartoon Library and Museum], we both agreed we wanted to live there. We just wanted to be cops and security guards at the Billy Ireland. I think her interest in American comics is waning, right now? She likes manga, but she really liked Kate Beaton’s two books. She takes things out on her own; she grew up around comics and just started picking up what she wanted to look at.

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Seven years from now, she says, “I want to make comics.” What do you tell her? 

Dorkin: [Deep sigh.] I dunno. I wouldn’t tell her not to. I would tell her if she gets a scholarship to SVA, she has talent and she can go there. You know, she did some flatting on a Simpsons story we did a few years ago. She came up with the idea of Calla Cthulu and there’s a story we actually all co-authored, all three of us, and we just never got to do it. But she has good ideas and she’ll say stuff. But I don’t think she has interest there. I wouldn’t dissuade her from it. In fact, she can see all the pitfalls just by looking at her father’s career and the state of our house. She can see comics is a terrible place to work, but a lot of fun to do.