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Milkscreen System Prevents Party Moms From Getting Their Babies Drunk

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Just because you have a baby at home doesn't mean that your partying days must come to an end. Fortunately, mothers that like to go out on Saturday nights and have a few drinks can prevent passing boob booze onto their kid using a system called Milkscreen. Basically, Milkscreen is a litmus test that screens breast milk for alcohol that could have a negative impact on a baby's health. The whole thing seems a little weird in a contentiously irresponsible sort of way, but I suppose it is better to be safe than have a drunken baby on your hands. Available for $20 for a large pack.[Milkscreeen via Inventor Spot via Ubergizmo]

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In my family, we like to marinate the baby livers early in life to prepare them for the drunken festival we call life. This would be a perfect tool to make certain they are getting plenty of alcohol with their baby milk, so I approve.

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