A toasty pair of knitted mittens will certainly keep your hands warm once Old Man Winter arrives, but what about the rest of you? In addition to a parka and long underwear, nothing helps your body fight freezing temps like a belt of bourbon, or a shot of whiskey. And no matter where you are, you can secretly nip at the hooch with these flask-packing mittens.

Made from red acrylic yarn, the only thing giving away these mittens' secret is a spill-proof bite valve on the left-hand thumb that lets you take a sip without having to take them off your hands. Genius. For $18 they can hold about three ounces of your favorite beverage, which should make heading out into the woods to find a fresh Christmas tree actually fun—just make sure someone else is handling the axe. [DCI via Perpetual Kid via 7Gadgets]