Good morning, Dear Readers! Wakie Wakie! Eat some eggie in a basket and feast your eyes on this wonderful rubber fetishwear from sunny Germany. Thrill at the Teutonic attachments! Marvel at the in-your-face urinal action! Pop on this ball-headed monster mask with handy appendage holes and, as the sun comes up over your burg, thank the Great Spirit for giving you a sex life that does not involve pegging an 80-year-old with a plastic carrot.