If you’ve been craving a phone that contours to your face, the MOTORIZR Z8 slider banana phone is available for preorder. Sure, you’ll have to import it for about $670, but think of the potential fun laying it out on the sidewalk and waiting for someone to slip.
https://gizmodo.com/motorola-motorizr-z8-banana-slider-235749
Though the gag will cost you about $700, that’s way less than the price of the subsequent lawsuit. We just ask that you put our ideas into some perspective before scoffing them to the trashcan of your brain.
