Must-see movies are futuristic classics that shouldn’t be missed. Of course, not every must-see is perfect. That’s why we’ve rated them 1-5 on the patented “crunchy goodness” scale. Written by Jason Shankel.
Title: A Clockwork Orange
Date: 1971
Vitals: Sociopathic Beethoven fan is “cured” of violence by sociopathic prison system and subsequently suffers abuse at the hands of sociopathic society.
Famous names: Stanley Kubrick Malcolm McDowell
Crunchy goodness: 4
Sights you’ll never unsee: Four words — Malcolm. McDowell. Rectal. Exam.
Life lesson: When dining with the man whose wife you raped to death, bring your own wine.
Design breakthrough: Forget Prada, the Devil wears a skintight leotard, a grubby canvas codpiece and a dildo mask.
