New G.I. Joe Trailer Stuffed With Rockets, Suits, Nanomites And Other Splodey New Toys

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The French trailer for G.I. Joe has come out, and the sheer number of gizmos packed into one short clip is astounding. Check out more power-suit goodness, and the hear the first words from Baroness.

Tell me that's not what you want from your big summer action movie. It's beautiful and completely ridiculous in every sense of the word...yes, that was a heat-seeking missile coming out of her car. It makes me want popcorn this very instant. G.I. Joe will be in theaters August 7th.