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New Zune HD Erotica

By Jesus Diaz Published August 4, 2009, 2:41 pm ET

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I’m wet now. So, why the Zune HD is not a cellphone again? We will never know. Please excuse me as I flip through this newly-released publicity gallery using only my left hand.

https://gizmodo.com/zune-hd-hands-on-photos-and-video-tour-5272228

Seriously. This thing looks so damn good that I’m actually pissed off with Microsoft for not making it a cellphone. [T03 via Engadget]

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