https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKmPCFP6pI8
Warning! This video is NSFW! It
contains breasts, violence, and violence against breasts. It’s the trailer for
Umberto Lenzi’s completely insane zombie movie Nightmare City, where the
zombies are fast, smart, sadistic, and look like they stuck their heads in a
deep fryer.
If you didn’t or can’t see the trailer above, let me tell
you how it starts — a zombie flies a plane full of other zombies, lands it, and
then all the zombies disembark and kill everyone on the tarmac. Some of the
zombies are carrying melee weapons. It’s delightful.
The BBC series turned Disney series is basically Hemlock
Grove for preteens. It definitely has its fans, but a lot depends if you can
handle werewolves being called “wolfbloods” without sniggering.
Funimation releases Dragonball Z for the nth time. This
is on Blu-ray, but the original
4:3 TV series has been cropped to 16:9 scale, which cuts off a sizable chunks
of each shot. You’ve been warned.
• Ninja
II
White person-turned-ninja Scott Adkins returns in this film
that reunites him with his Undisputed III director Isaac Florentine, resulting
in what is possibly the finest white-person-turned-ninja movie of all time.
Malcom McDowell breaks the doctor-patient confidentiality to
reveal the secrets of three patients in his sanitarium in this anthology.
• So
I Can’t Play H: The Complete Collection
A fan service-laden tale of a busty shinigami who feeds off
of a lecherous boy’s perversity. I’m not sure Japan is even trying any more,
guys.
Reno 911’s Tom Lennon and Robert Ben Garant take on the
couple-moves-into-a creepy-neighborhood trope with predictably sacrilicious
results.
A woman accidentally summons the ghost of a murdered woman
which results in her having to battle a serial killer named Gepetto, as is
standard in these situations.
A young director is forced to turn his production of Hamlet
into a zombie movie. On the negative side, the movie’s “star” is Jason Mewes.
On the plus side, at least it’s not called “Hamlet of the Dead.”
• Attila
An Asylum movie that is somehow not ripping off a new major
motion picture. Apparently some soldiers steal Attila the Hun’s “wishes” and the
Chinese mummy does his revenge thing.
Taiwan’s first zombie movie is set in Taipei’s shopping
district (whose postal code is 108, hence the title) and is apparently not very
good.
They Came from Space: 20 Movie Collection
A very, very esoteric collection of scifi movies including everything from the 1958 film counterblast to the 1997 Invasion TV movie starring Luke Perry.
