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Optical Gaming Implants Turn Babies Into Killers

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I love fake ads from the future: like the satirical spots from Robocop and Total Recall, or the Veridian Dynamics openers in Better Off Ted. These ads for “Eyefinity” gaming implants aren’t as clever, but they’re still a fun watch:

DirectX 67? Tongue-finity? My favorite quote: “Pulling a trigger is just as easy as pushing a button, only a lot more fun and healthy…You say babies, we say bootcamp” Nice.

There are three “commercials” in the playlist below, with the most interesting one loaded up first. A little too self-consciously viral, but too interesting not to share. [XFX 2118AD] Thanks Milo!

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