Pat Robertson, theologian and age-defying protein shake drinker, delivered a rousing sermon to his 700 Club of shut-ins, warning them against gluten-free and carb-free diets. He argues that these fads will send you straight to the fiery gates of hell! Personally, I’d rather be skinny in hell, than fat in heaven.
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