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Peach Emoji Restored to Natural Beauty After Outcry from Ass Activists

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Apple considered killing the peach-butt, but the ass lobby made its demands loud and clear.

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In the first developer beta test for iOS 10.2, Apple redesigned all its food emojis, most notably the peach, which as we all know, is also an ass. As you can see below, the peach transformed into a significantly less voluptuous ass.

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Apple released its first beta test for iOS 10.2 in late October, sending ass-lovers into a tizzy. In a plea to Apple to restore the peach to its former beauty, one TechCrunch blogger lamented, “I want my peach butt.” In the third developer beta test for iOS 1'0.2, released Tuesday, Apple sent a strong message to ass-lovers everywhere by restoring the peach emoji to her natural beauty. Isn’t she beautiful?

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The ass cannot be stopped. For that, we are grateful.

[The Next Web via MacRumors]

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Eve Peyser was the night editor at Gizmodo.

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