Eve Peyser

2/27/17

Ordering Your Steak Well-Done Like a Baby Is Also Dumb for Health Reasons

On Sunday, we learned Donald Trump eats his steak well-done with ketchup. If you’ve ever eaten steak—in Trump’s…

2/27/17

Bill Gates Made a David S. Pumpkins Video and I Want to Die

Bill Gates made a parody Christmas-themed David S. Pumpkins video in order to promote his Reddit Ask Me Anything on…

2/26/17

Report: Trump to Announce Massive EPA Cuts

On Monday, Trump will announce major cuts to the Environmental Protection Agency as he starts to build the budget…

2/24/17

Apple 'Looking Into' Exploding iPhone 7 After Smoking Hot Video Goes Viral

On Wednesday an Arizona teen tweeted a video of her iPhone 7 Plus smoldering in its thick plastic case after it…

2/22/17

Texas Turns to Chemical Warfare to Bring ‘Feral Hog Apocalypse'

Texas’s 2.5 million feral pigs may soon fall victim to chemical warfare. On Tuesday, the state’s Agriculture…

2/21/17

South Koreans May Soon Live to Be 90, But Our Short, Violent Grandkids Won't

Here’s the good news: According to a comprehensive new study, the average life expectancy will increase globally by…

2/20/17

The President of the United States Owns 3,643 Websites Including IHateTrumpVodka.com

Over the years, the Trump Organization has invested in thousands of domain names for potential business ventures,…

2/19/17

Trump's FCC Chair Praises Amazon Prime, Possibly Violating Same Ethics Rules as Kellyanne Conway

In what appears to be a violation of the federal ethics rule that prohibits a government employee from using “his…

2/19/17

New York's City-Funded Tech Hub Looks Like a Prison Built by Ikea

On Friday, New York City mayor Bill de Blasio released the latest designs for the Union Square Tech Hub, a $250…

2/19/17

Ex-Uber Engineer Says the Company Has a Culture of Sexual Harassment

Uber is not known for treating its drivers particularly well, but it gets worse: According to allegations from an…

2/14/17

What's Going on With Kellyanne Conway's Twitter Account?

Kellyanne Conway has had a wild day on Twitter. After getting into some trouble for retweeting a white nationalist…

2/13/17

This Plane Fucks

Happy Valentine’s Day! On Twitter Monday night, American Airlines effectively declared itself the unofficial airline…

2/13/17

Genius Behind Suicide Squad Now Fifth in Line For the Presidency

On Monday night, the United States senate confirmed the executive producer of Suicide Squad, Steven Mnuchin, as…

2/12/17

Report: National Security Advisors 'Struggle' to Form Policy From Trump's Tweets

The staff of the National Security Council is “struggl[ing]” to turn Donald Trump’s tweets into actual policy,…

2/12/17

California Town Given One Hour to Evacuate Before Dam Spillway Collapses [Updating]

“This [is] NOT A Drill. This [is] NOT A Drill. This [is] NOT A Drill,” the Butte County Sheriff’s Department wrote…

2/12/17

Verizon Brings Back Unlimited Data Plans For $80 a Month

Data junkies rejoice—Verizon is bringing back its unlimited data plan starting Monday. According to a CNBC report,…

2/9/17

Ecuador Can't Wait for Adult Son Julian Assange to Move Out

Ecuador is extremely ready for its adult son and growing annoyance, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, to move of out…

2/7/17

Microsoft Kicked in $250,000 for Trump's Big Party Before Speaking Out Against Muslim Ban

Microsoft, along with a slew of other major tech companies who opposed Trump’s immigration ban, donated lots of cash…

2/7/17

If You Bought a Computer When Livestrong Bracelets Were Popular, You Can Probably Get $10

If you bought a PC with a disk drive between 2003 and 2008—the golden age of Livestrong bracelets and trucker…

2/6/17

'$100,000' Harambe Cheeto Is Everything Stupid About the Internet

A little over a week ago, seller valuestampsinc posted a listing on eBay for a Flaming Hot Cheeto vaguely resembling…

Eve Peyser's posts

Ordering Your Steak Well-Done Like a Baby Is Also Dumb for Health Reasons

Bill Gates Made a David S. Pumpkins Video and I Want to Die

Report: Trump to Announce Massive EPA Cuts

Apple 'Looking Into' Exploding iPhone 7 After Smoking Hot Video Goes Viral

Texas Turns to Chemical Warfare to Bring ‘Feral Hog Apocalypse'

South Koreans May Soon Live to Be 90, But Our Short, Violent Grandkids Won't

The President of the United States Owns 3,643 Websites Including IHateTrumpVodka.com

Trump's FCC Chair Praises Amazon Prime, Possibly Violating Same Ethics Rules as Kellyanne Conway

New York's City-Funded Tech Hub Looks Like a Prison Built by Ikea

Ex-Uber Engineer Says the Company Has a Culture of Sexual Harassment

What's Going on With Kellyanne Conway's Twitter Account?

This Plane Fucks

Genius Behind Suicide Squad Now Fifth in Line For the Presidency

Report: National Security Advisors 'Struggle' to Form Policy From Trump's Tweets

California Town Given One Hour to Evacuate Before Dam Spillway Collapses [Updating]

Verizon Brings Back Unlimited Data Plans For $80 a Month

Ecuador Can't Wait for Adult Son Julian Assange to Move Out

Microsoft Kicked in $250,000 for Trump's Big Party Before Speaking Out Against Muslim Ban

If You Bought a Computer When Livestrong Bracelets Were Popular, You Can Probably Get $10

'$100,000' Harambe Cheeto Is Everything Stupid About the Internet