This Plane Fucks

Happy Valentine’s Day! On Twitter Monday night, American Airlines effectively declared itself the unofficial airline of BDSM. As evidenced by the tweet—a magnificent black and white photo of a glistening American Airlines jet—this plane fucks.

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“We found our fifty shades,” wrote the airline in an apparent allusion to the Fifty Shades of Grey series, suggesting that this plane doesn’t just have sex like a regular plane. It has sex weird. It’s hardcore.

So yes, this plane does the dirty. The question remains: Do you?

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Eve Peyser was the night editor at Gizmodo.

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torchbearer2
torchbearer2

Are you sure it fucks and doesn’t just dump the septic tank on the chest of Ted Cruz?