I woke up in the middle of night, looked at my watch which I swore said 9:30, jumped up in a freak out and got ready to write an apologetic post to you all. It wasn’t 9:30, though, but 2-something, so I took off my watch and went back to sleep (not wanting to have my circadian rhythms thrown off by a dead watch battery, I guess). This morning I work to my alarm to find my watch ticking away at the right time after all.
What have I learned from this?
I am dumb.
Waking up in the middle of the night is always a bad scene.
I need a watch capable of spraying a fortifying mist directly into my nostrils.
So, rock: someone called Venexx makes a perfume watch that can probably be filled with all manner of fluids. Next time I wake up in the night I’m giving myself a blast of knock-out gas.
Perfume Watch [WristFashion]