Personal Urn Offers You a Chance to Be Supremely Creepy After Death

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When you leave this Earth, how will you be remembered? As a kind soul, or as that jackass who insisted his ashes be placed in a bust of his own head on the mantle?

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Personal Urns use "advances in facial reconstruction and 3D printing" to create an urn in the shape of anyone's head based on a photograph. And hey, if you're not much to look at, they're happy to make one based on any celebrity's head as well. Me, I'm going to have my remains stored in the head of Natalie Portman.

I have my reasons. [Personal Urns via The Daily What]

DISCUSSION

Hey I think I know that guy in the picture above. Looks like my friend, Benny. He's got a little beard goin' on there though. I remember him checking on this process. But I thought they told him they couldn't do a good 3D scan with facial hair, and declined his urn request. Why?

Because a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.