OMG Fake Steve Jobs! Here's a picture of him, the only one known to exist, which gives us many clues. Clue #1: he has hands. Clue #2: he's married. Clue #3: he likes to wear hats that advertise sports teams he follows. Clue #4: he's dumb enough to spend an extra $150 for a fancy black MacBook.
OK, gumshoes, you have your clues. Who is he? He's more influential than the real thing, so inquiring minds want to know. My guess: Ed Begley, Jr.