In Gizmodo’s unending quest to become a team of supervillians superheroes, we’ve come across the Pikashoe. As my pea brain understands the science, the shoe sends low voltage negative ions somewhat safely through your body to the ground. But if you touch someone who is uncharged, ZAP, they are toast.
And the plans look like they only take a few minutes.
Tip to modders of the world: when making supershoes, splurge for some new kicks first at Payless. Like everything else in the world, supershoes are a waste if they can’t get you laid.
