Pink Stinger Tampon Taser

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American Inventor Spot has too much of two things—time on their hands and vaginas on their mind. How else can you explain this "experimental" tampon personal security taser.


It's pink, fluffy, wired, and can shock you with 50,000 volts. Oh, and it's shaped like a tampon. Fantastic, eh?

Just be careful not to mix this up with a real tampon, ladies. This is not a proper way to deal with unwanted pregnancies.

A Security System More Lethal Than PMS: The Tampon Taser Gun [American Inventor Spot]



She's just asking for it. "It" being an excellent excuse to successfully sue the manufacturer one day and make out with a lot of money.