Piranhaconda Will Quite Possibly Be The Greatest Movie of All Time

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Is it even scientifically possible for a snake to breed with a fish? Who knows. Is it scientifically possible to cram two-zillion B-actors, a CGI monster, and a bunch of mostly naked women into a movie that anyone with basic cable can see for free? Yes! Science!

There are so many wonderful things about this trailer. The I-think-I-saw-you-on-Skinamax-familiar faces. The CGI snakefish that probably cost less than a pack of Juicyfruit to render. I fell into its nest of eggs. The June 16th air date—Bloomsday! Surely a signal that this is high art, people. We cannot wait to watch this film—and you know you can't either. [Awesomer]