Screenshot: Pornhub.com

Technical diagrams. Active shooter training. A funeral. These are all things orders of magnitude more arousing than Ted Cruz, who’s smug, rat-like face is currently plastered on Pornhub.com.

Earlier this week, the @TedCruz official Twitter account liked a short video tweeted out by user @SexuallPosts: an exerpt of a Reality Kings porno called “Dick For Two.” Cruz, a champion of sexual propriety, has since denied personally liking the tweet, which depicts a woman surreptitiously masturbating while watching a couple bang on a couch. Okay, Ted.

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Cruz or not, it’s not every day that a politician’s official social media account endorses a particular pornographic video (or, while we’re at it, porn in general) and Pornhub—the world’s most-trafficked porn site and owner of Reality Kings—heard opportunity knock, pretended it didn’t hear, and let opportunity come in to quietly rub one out:

Screenshot: Pornhub.com

Now free-to-watch, “Dick For Two” has been retitled “TED CRUZ DID NOTHING WRONG! - CORY CHASE LIKED BY TED CRUZ.” First spotted by Gizmodo on Tumblr, the right-rail and lower ad units feature the @TedCruz account’s infamous fave. Gizmodo was able to reproduce the ads appearances, though they don’t appear to be running on any other video. Asked for comment, Pornhub sent Gizmodo a statement from the company’s vice president, Corey Price, who claimed “Dick For Two” is “the fastest porn video to reach one million views.”

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We’ve reached out to Ted Cruz for comment on becoming the face of a highly-specific ad campaign for porno and will update if we hear back.