Skip to content
Sploid

President wannabe Ted Cruz impersonates Darth Vader, talks Green Eggs

By

Reading time 1 minute

Comments (0)

Ted Cruz—a rabid anti-Obamacare Republican Senator from Texas and 2016 Presidential candidate wannabe—has been talking non stop for more than 20 hours in the Senate, in a futile try to stop a bill he supports. In the process, the multi-talented Cruz is saying a lot of things, like “my father invented Green Eggs and Ham,” citing Ashton Kutcher, and even impersonating Darth Vader.

http://gawker.com/what-the-fuck-is-ted-cruz-doing-an-explainer-1378687877

http://gawker.com/ted-cruzs-pointless-filibuster-is-now-in-its-second-1382735686

Share this story

Sign up for our newsletters

Subscribe and interact with our community, get up to date with our customised Newsletters and much more.