Just because your ball's not on the green doesn't mean you can't be. But rather than spark an obvious J on the front nine, be a little more discreet by smoking out of the Pitch-N-Puff.

The golf tee-shaped pipe is constructed of brass, powder coated, and retails for $10 online. While you probably could tee off on the Pitch-n-Puff, it'd be better not to given that the mouthpiece is the same end that you press into the dirt. [Pitch-n-Puff]