Rambler Sneakers Tweet Every... Single... Step

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The creators of Rambler think that Twitter's a pretty vapid service filled with useless information. So they went out and tweeted lots of insightful things! No, of course not. They just created the most worthless Twitter account of all time.

Rambler shoes come equipped with a sensor that knows when you're walking, and a Bluetooth hookup to a cellphone that tweets each stride. For those times when the wearer isn't stepping out, the Twitter account just posts a series of periods. It goes a little something like this:


You can follow it here, although it looks like it hasn't been used in a while. I hope everyone's okay!

So yes, basically, Rambler throws tainted meat on a big steaming pile of garbage and calls it "commentary." Next time just clean the garbage up, people! [Popkalab via Fashionably Geek via The Daily What]