Robots May Prepare Ground for NASA Moon Base, Discover Hidden Nazis

Illustration for article titled Robots May Prepare Ground for NASA Moon Base, Discover Hidden Nazis

NASA wants to have a lunar base in 2020, and they are teaming up with Astrobotic Technology and Carnegie Mellon University to design automated Tonka trucks that would do the groundwork. And probably find Nazis:

Illustration for article titled Robots May Prepare Ground for NASA Moon Base, Discover Hidden Nazis
Illustration for article titled Robots May Prepare Ground for NASA Moon Base, Discover Hidden Nazis
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However, NASA's 330-pound robots are not being designed to build underground UFO bases in the shape of swastika: They will either build a 8.5-foot-tall semicircular bern or a hardened launch pad, which may be completed by the automated beasts in about six months. [Astrobotic Technology via Dvice]

Yes, the guy that did the video is a nutter

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

During the fall of the Third Reich, Hitler no longer had any time to focus on his diabolical scheme to launch Nazi superman on the moon to bring his diabolical plan of global conquest into fruition. He did, however, find humor and laughter in the most unlikely situation, as told by this dramatization here.

Let's not worry about any pesky Skynetz today. It's Friday.