Sexy Dogs Who Are Overthinking It

Hey, dog? You could just wear a cheerleader costume or a Girl Scout costume. Everyone’s going to be impressed because you’re a dog in a costume. It doesn’t have to be Satan’s Cheerleader or a weed-slinging “Let’s Get Barked” Girl Scout. It’s weird and off-putting that you’re trying so hard.
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