Solar Vibes (The Good Kind)

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Toys in Babeland are featuring a solar-powered vibrating bullet, the only bullet you should be more than happy to have planted inside of you. This could be great for those public exhibitionists, but for the more shy people: I think people might catch on to you thrusting your pelvis at the sun while cords are hanging out of your britches. Only $43 for you to become the least-productive gardener ever.

Solar Powered Vibrator [Shiny Shiny]


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