Human culture has reached a point of no return. The overwhelming barrage of Star Wars merchandise has pulverized the last remaining crumbs of our consumer dignity. Consider this product and cry with us: Star Wars Chicken Hot Dogs with Built-in Ketchup. And it gets worse.

The following photos were taken at ten separate supermarkets in Hungary, just two days before the premiere of the new Star Wars movie. The movieā€™s not even out yet, and itā€™s almost hard to find food thatā€™s not Star Wars-branded. Whatā€™s especially odd is that the new food items arenā€™t even necessarily specific to The Force Awakens. Behold the force of Lucasfilmā€™s marketing machine.

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Star Wars Chicken Frankfurter Snack with Built-in Ketchup

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Star Wars Foie Gras Cream (in a tube)

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Star Wars Flavored Water (lemon, apple, and strawberry flavors)

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Star Wars Multifruit Soft Drink (with surprise egg)

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Star Wars Trading Cards

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Star Wars Tattoo Book with Snack (which appears to be a surprise)

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Star Wars Super Sweet Canned Corn

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Star Wars Cereals with with Free 3D Pencil toppers

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Star Wars Frozen Chicken Nuggets

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Star Wars Milk (in a box)

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Star Wars PEZ Dispensers

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I bought a few of these items and took a few shots in my Terry R. Home Studio. Feel free to share the photos with your friends!

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ā€œMay the force be with youā€ - says the gray text in Hungarian

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Rebel vitamin

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Collect all the toys!

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The surprise is that you get three pieces of useless junk

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The dark side of the Star Wars merchandise

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The ketchup is strong with this one

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A million geese cried out in terrorā€¦

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ā€¦at the sight of Darth Vader Foie Gras

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Liver long and prosperā€¦ wait wrong movieā€¦

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Action-packed sliced chicken breast

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You get six slices per pack

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And itā€™s actually pretty bad

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Photos: Attila Nagy/Gizmodo

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