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Assuming any of you are actually smooth enough to get the object of your desires to come home with you, pour them a drink with the assistance of these Star Wars bar tools: Darth Vader the corkscrew, Yoda the wine stopper, foil cutter C-3PO and the handiest of them all, bottle opener R2-D2. They're all cast from pewter and it's $149 for the lot. If your honey doesn't run screaming away at the sight of your geekdom, it might just be love after all.

Star Wars Pewter Barware Set [Entertainment Earth, via Wonderland]