Star Wars Van Not THX-Compliant

Han Solo: I'm captain of this ship. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to Burning Man."
Obi-wan Kenobi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Ford Econoline?
Luke: "Is she fast?"
Han Solo: "She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
Luke: "You mean that airbrushing on the side."
Han Solo: "Yeah, that's what I mean."
Luke: "That doesn't make a car go any faster."
[Chewie nods in agreement.]
Han Solo: "Wait, I'm talking about for trippin' balls. You guys want a ride?"

Bonus picture after the jump.


Have You Drive a Force, Lately? [via digg]

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